Middleton Arndale

The car park is by the Barbers Arms (pub) on Manchester Old Road. From M60 J19 take exit onto A576 Manchester Old Road. Follow it all the way until you get to a roundabout. Take the 2nd exit and park in the car park. From Manchester, follow Rochdale Road and either take the Motorway to the next junction (J19) and follow instructions above, or drive straight on, onto Manchester New Road, all the way to the first roundabout. Take the 1st exit, drive on (you'll see the bus station on your right), then take the 2nd exit at the next roundabout. Park in the car park. Walk up the metal staircase and you're in the multi-storey. You'll work it out form there. The toilets are on your left on the way in. From the bus station or town centre go all the way through the Arndale and up onto the first floor. The toilets are next to Wilkinsons (the first floor one). If you've driven up a ramp to park, you're on the 2nd floor and need to go down a level. Cross street: Limetrees Road

Cruisiest spot: Toilets.

9:30am-5pm. Best times: Busy 12:30pm-2pm May be at other times too - I don't know.

Don't hog the cubicles! Stand at and do the usual. There are a lot of straight visitors and plenty of straight scallies so don't be too brazen. Enough space to someone off under the cubicle divides. Spyhole between the left and middle cubicle. If they're busy, the guy in the middle one will see your shadow if you wave your about in the right place, and if you're lucky a helping hand will appear.